Crash Gardening Season Finale: Water Chestnuts Hijacked by WHAT AM I WATCHING???

Jeff and I were going to create a highly educational Crash Gardening video on how to grow and harvest Chinese water chestnuts… but instead, our project somehow got hijacked by a nature documentary on the Yanomami of the Amazon.
Or something.
I very, very, very, very, very sincerely and seriously apologize.
Now I don’t even know if Crash Gardening is educational.
Of course, if Captain Planet can make it on TV…
You know, I think the AK-47 bear massacre in Episode 2 was really the beginning of the end. We held it together pretty well, though, until Michael Moore showed up.
Whatever’s going on, it’s definitely coated in solid awesome. And partial nudity.