Jokes Love Gardening? Take the Quiz! by David The Good February 14, 2014February 1, 2017 written by David The Good February 14, 2014February 1, 2017 For your entertainment and enlightenment, I present “What Type Of Gardener Are You?” TAKE THE QUIZ Let me know how you scored in the comments. Share this post!FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestRelated posts:RADIOACTIVE POSSUM BABIES5 Ways to Kill all the Bugs in Your GardenBilimbi: In Search of Ghost FruitTurned Earth: A Jack Broccoli NovelA Hilarious Gardening Song 17 comments PinterestWhatsappEmail David The Good previous post Bluebird nest success! next post My seedling peach trees are in bloom! Related Articles A daring raid February 11, 2014 Vandalized Seminole Pumpkin August 13, 2013 Why Does this Terrify Me? December 31, 2012 You can now subscribe to comments (and here’s... March 16, 2018 Not quite ripe… April 30, 2018 Survivor: Avocado Edition September 4, 2013 A Friday PSA: How to Make Your Smoke... October 10, 2014 Caesar Responds to Criticisms of “Grow or Die” March 15, 2016 Caption This Photo May 7, 2021 Pictures of pretty flowers October 29, 2013 17 comments Jorge Duncan February 14, 2014 - 2:44 pm I'm the mystic. .Sri J Duncan to you all. Reply Survival Gardener, AKA David the Good February 14, 2014 - 10:08 pm Heh. Reply Arisia February 14, 2014 - 4:30 pm Amazing! I'm a farmer. My answers were aimed at my future, so I guess that makes sense. Except for the color question. I just changed my favorite color to orange, like sunset orange. Before that it was pastel orange. You didn't have either one as a choice. Reply Survival Gardener, AKA David the Good February 14, 2014 - 10:08 pm Favorite color is orange? You're getting more Floridian all the time… Reply Arisia February 19, 2014 - 12:47 am My daughter tested out as a mystic. She agrees, saying, "My garden is holy ground." And they are now considering other places, since jobs are apparently very scarce in South Dakota. Would you believe South Carolina is on the favored list? I'm getting closer! Reply Anonymous February 14, 2014 - 11:07 pm I tested out as a hobbyist which is accurate. I get very interested in my garden in cycles, however my health keeps me indoors in air conditioning during some of the best gardening times. I made the decision to keep breathing though. CarolG. Reply Survival Gardener, AKA David the Good February 15, 2014 - 5:05 pm I used to get terrible allergies from the pollen in Tennessee… I feel your pain. Finally spring would come after a long, grey winter. I'd go outside, get covered in pollen, then spend the rest of the day wheezing with a headache. Keep on fighting. Reply Anonymous February 15, 2014 - 1:07 am I'm a hobbyist, too, which probably makes sense. My garden is full of weeds, but not because I've determined that they're nutritious :-/ Reply Survival Gardener, AKA David the Good February 15, 2014 - 5:05 pm Ha! Reply Anonymous February 15, 2014 - 3:06 pm I'm a MYSTIC! Makes sense to me, as I FEEL the spiritual aspects of farming when my hands are in the soil or wrapped around a pair of goat teats! I become part of the Circle of Life and everything feels peaceful and right with the world……. Reply Survival Gardener, AKA David the Good February 15, 2014 - 5:07 pm Milking a goat is pretty darned cool. I spend a lot of time praying out in the garden. Makes sense, if you believe mankind was first placed in a forest garden to tend the fruit and walk with God. There's nothing like walking through all those living things and breathing in the rich, living air. Reply SomeGardenGuy February 16, 2014 - 4:15 pm Well man, I'm not happy about it but I had a feeling it was coming even though I think I'm more into the science and revolution… I got the mystic. The hippie. The mushroom eater. Mmmmmm, homegrown stimulants. Dammit! Nice fun survey! Reply Survival Gardener, AKA David the Good February 16, 2014 - 4:58 pm My favorite stimulants: caffeine and nicotine. Dunno about mushrooms… they're terrifying. I think I hit a piece of every one of these categories, so I know how you feel… just embrace the spirituality, man. Cool, yeah, cool. Reply SomeGardenGuy February 16, 2014 - 8:36 pm 😛 Yeah, mushrooms are… boring really. Caffeine and nicotine are where it's at. You need to do a post on raising tobacco if you haven't already. I'm just getting started on my first crop. Reply Survival Gardener, AKA David the Good February 16, 2014 - 9:49 pm It's a lot of fun to grow, just takes work on the front end and on the curing side. I can't roll a good cigar to save my life. My top post on tobacco is here: http://www.floridasurvivalgardening.com/2014/01/why-you-should-grow-tobacco-and-how-to.html Reply Mark Biggs February 16, 2014 - 4:52 pm The test results confirm that I am a hobbyist…. makes sense …. I do it because it is fun and rewarding. But, its slowly becoming a way of life. Reply Survival Gardener, AKA David the Good February 16, 2014 - 4:56 pm Most people start as hobbyists. Some of them later upgrade to maniacs. You'll get there. 😉 Reply Leave a Reply to Arisia Cancel Reply Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.